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| Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr |
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Money paid for a violation. (Should be called an AWFUL.) To die by electric shock. (Should be called ELECTRO-UGLY.) Enough income to almost make it. (Should be called BROKE INCOME.) Something destructive like a hurricane. (Should be called an ACT OF THE DEVIL). Strength to resist temptation (Should be called WON'T POWER). Lady's hairdo. (Should be called A TEMPORARY). 1 TIME MAGAZINE (Should be called TIME GAGAZINE). 2 NEWSWEEK (Should be called NEWSWEAK) 3 US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT (Should be called US SNOOZE AND SQUIRREL REPORT) 4 THE KANSAS CITY STAR (Should be called THE RADICAL LEFT PRESS) (Should be called the EASTERN EDITION OF THE DAILY WORKER) (Pardon my cynicism. I caught it from the media). <><From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM. |