Dieting PDF Print E-mail
Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr   
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT WHEN
1
You step on a talking scale
and it says,
"One at a time, please!"
2
You're wearing a yellow suit
and people two blocks away yell,
"Taxi!"
3
You put on your Honda
instead of getting into it.
4
Your knees buckle
but your belt won't.
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TEXAS A & M STUDY
After years of scientific inquiry,
scientists have discovered
a common cause of being overweight:
Gravity.
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LIKE A BIRD
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight,
I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! Twice your own weight every day!
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HE WAS SO BIG
That everyone in class
sat next to him.
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From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM.
© John E. Russell 1993-2004