TORNADO!
Did you hear about the tornado
at College Station? (Texas A & M).
It did ten million dollars worth of improvement.
They lost their new library
and its two books.
They hadn't even been colored in yet.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AGGIE
He's probably an Aggie
if he's staring at a can of orange juice
marked CONCENTRATE.

COLLEGE LARNIN'
A father telephoned his son in college.
He asked,
"What subjects you taking this semester?"
His son began,
"Literature, earth science, algebra..."
The father interrupted with,
"Good! Always wanted you to learn
a foreign language. Speak some algebra!"
The son, not wanting to embarrass his father, said.
"A Equals PI R Square."
After a moment of silence,
the father slowly and soberly replied,
"Son, I don't mean to go against
what they are teaching you,
but pie are round.
Cornbread are square."

DEAR DAD
A broke college student wrote his dad:
Dear Dad,
No mon,
No fun,
Your Son.
His father wrote back:
Dear Son,
Too bad,
So sad,
Your dad.

BEAUTY CONTEST
When I was in college
They had a beauty contest
in the girls' dorm
and nobody won!

HMMM
A father telephoned his son in college:
"What are you studying now, son?"
"French syntax, dad."
"Hmmm, they got a tax on that now, too?"

FIND THAT FONE!
Our son could be
very neat
or extremely messy.
Once, when he was in college
He could not find the telephone.
The solution?
He walked down the hall
and called his own number.
His roommate found it by sound!

THE DEANS
At the weekly meeting
of the Dean of Men
and the Dean of Women,
she said,
"There's been a whole lotta
kissin' goin' on
right under our noses!"

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From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM.
© John E. Russell 1993-2004