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| Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr |
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1 You step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!" 2 You're wearing a yellow suit and people two blocks away yell, "Taxi!" 3 You put on your Honda instead of getting into it. 4 Your knees buckle but your belt won't. After years of scientific inquiry, scientists have discovered a common cause of being overweight: Gravity. Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!" Husband: "Yeah! Twice your own weight every day! That everyone in class sat next to him. <><From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM. |