| Riddles |
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| Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr |
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AND RED ALL OVER? 1 Newspaper 2 Embarassed Zebra 3 Mixed Communist Couple *** WHAT IS A ZEBRA? 1 A striped mule. 2 Like an A Bra only much larger. *** WHAT IS A ZOOKIE? 1 A zonked Cookie. 2 A key to the zoo. *** PATCH IT UP PATCH IT AROUND Still it has a hole in the middle. Guess this riddle and you're fit as a fiddle. (A chimney). *** WHAT HAS SIX WHEELS AND FLIES? 1 A big airplane. 2 A garbage truck. 3 Grandma on rollerblades pushing a walker *** IF A HEN AND A HALF lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take a bullfrog to kick the warts off a dill pickle? *** WHAT IS A BOOBY BUG? (A little bug that hides in flowers and when a bee comes along it yells, "Boo, Bee!") *** WHAT IS YELLOW WEIGHS 500 POUNDS AND SINGS? 1 An overweight draft-dodging stool pigeon. 2 A 500 pound canary. *** WHAT IS STUPID AND READS THIS DRIVEL? 1 The reader. 2 The writer. *** WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LIBERAL WITH A GORILLA? 1 Nothing. A gorilla won't marry a liberal. 2 A retarded gorilla. *** HOW DO YOU KEEP A FISH FROM SMELLING? (Hold his nose). *** HOW DO YOU KEEP A BULL FROM CHARGING? (Take away his VISA). What seven letters of the alphabet did the farmer say when he looked into his wallet? (O I C U R M T) *** WOT HAPPENED? What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? (The letter "M") <><From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM. |
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