| Knock-Knock |
 |
 |
 |
| Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr |
|
"Who's there?" "Oswald." "Oswald who?" "Oswald my gum." "Who's there?" "Ella." "Ella who?" "Ella Vator, Don't that lift you?" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red Pepper, Don't that burn you up?" "Who's there?" "Emerson." "Emerson who?" "Emersome stupid jokes in this book." "Who's there?" "Thunder." "Thunder who?" "Thunder the bed." "Marmalade." "Marmalade?" "Marmalade too close to the edge of the bed, and fell off!" "Who's there?" "Adolf." "Adolf who?" "Adolf ball hit me in d' mouf and dat why I talk like dis. "Who's there?" "Tarzan." "Tarzan who?" "Tarzan stripes forever." "Who's there?" "ABCs" "ABC's who?" "Abby seized me." <><From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM. |