Make Crime Legal

By Dr. John E. Russell

President Obama wants to legalize the crime of illegal immigration. If he succeeds, then millions of illegals can vote for him and his fellow socialists and keep the destructive socialist agenda intact. By offering lawbreakers amnesty and bribing them with free medical and other benefits, he can legally buy their votes.

Then we can legalize drugs. It worked with alcohol—there are no more alcohol problems! (Alcohol is the number one drug problem in America, costing us 115 billion dollars annually, plus all the human suffering and death!) It would work with other drugs, wouldn't it? And why stop with legalizing drugs?

Why not legalize theft? As a test, we could start with a body that makes laws. First, the body would have to make itself immune to the laws it passes. Then, it would exact more money from taxpayers than it needed to govern. The tax rate would be increased so gradually that the public would not be aware of it—the old frog-in-the-boiling water trick.

Then they would hide many taxes which would be passed on to consumers. For instance, there are 47 hidden taxes in the price of a loaf of bread! Then, use Europe as a role model and adopt the 18 percent Value Added Tax that is also hidden so taxpayers would not know the high tax rate. STEALth taxes!

Then add lotteries and excessive regulations to extort more money. Plunder for power!

Then permit excessive payments in law suits—the old "Robin Hood" mentality. Then, trial lawyers can bribe congressmen to allow excessive law suit settlements. Not many poor or middle class people would object, since they would be the payees! (Or would they be the payers?)

Next, keep a Marxist graduated income tax instead of a Fair Tax—another twist on the Robin Hood idea. Notice the word, "Hood?" Don't we want to get rid of hoods? Or, do we want to become hoods? Of course, the graduated income tax makes the rich pay more, doesn't it? (Or, do the rich, who are generally "smarter than the average bear," and rather "bullish" about it, pay more taxes? Or do they know and help design the loopholes?)

In reality, the middle class is saddled with the tax burden. Ain't legalized theft wonderful?

Why not legalize lying? After all, isn't everyone doing it? Perjury is hard to prove anyway. And we all get a good laugh out of advertisements that, well, really lie. In fact, commercials are sometimes better entertainment than the regular TV programming! I would not imply that TV programming conveys lies and teaches lying—don't infer that!

And if we legalize prostitution, the government can take the place of the Mafia. Government pimps would rake in the cash for the government and our taxes could be reduced!? Our sons and daughters would take the required courses in college: Pimping I and Prostitution I. The poor Mafia will be out of business in this area. (The IRS did seize at least one prostitution business for back taxes. Then they ran the house of prostitution for a while!)

We have already legalized adultery, a giant step forward in the evolution of mankind. And our sanctified media is busy educating the next generation in the fine art of extramarital and perverted sex. Government education has jumped on the bandwagon with its propaganda: "Everybody is doing it! Here, have a condom—have safe sex!" By invoking the powerful peer pressure weapon, we have lowered the fear of AIDS and other STD so that another barrier to fornication is removed. It is clear to all that abstinence is bad! Never mind that the term "safe sex" is an oxymoron, just go ahead and lie to the kids. It is a "good" example and teaches—by example—them to lie!

The next step to legalizing crime is to take the law of sodomy off the books. It is one of the select sins and crimes that the PC elite are not enforcing. Let's hear it from the PC amen corner! President Clinton did all he could to legitimize homosexuality. Hooray for AIDS! Let's spread it faster and reduce the world population—there are too many people in the world, anyhow. (A lie—see Essay 58.)

Apparently sodomy was off the books in Congress, along with statutory rape. Representative Gerry Studds (D—MA), who openly admitted his homosexuality in 1983, was officially censured by the House for seducing a 16-year-old male page and for propositioning two more minor pages. Was this paragon of virtue tried in a court of law? Was he sentenced to prison for sodomy and statutory rape? No! Studds was rewarded by being placed as Chairman of the House Merchant Marine and Fisheries Committee, which also oversees the Coast Guard. While in this position of power, he blocked Gary Bauer from speaking at a Coast Guard prayer breakfast. Folks, the inmates were running the asylum!

Hey! How about brainwashing our kids in school? Teach them at an early age that perversion and promiscuity are good! Planned parenthood would be good at this. Invite them to indoctrinate our children and grandchildren. Place a homosexual in charge of school safety! Be sure to stop the Gideons from giving children New Testaments. This would interfere with the destruction of our most precious treasures: our children.

Then, we could legalize murder. However, this would have to be introduced gradually. Our society could not take this in large doses. Don't be so obvious as to kill Jews, as we are "onto the Nazi thing." Start with something "innocent" like a D & C on a female patient who is "ill." If a human embryo is scraped from the womb, who is going to tell—the mother, the doctor, the father? Then, in order to stop the illegal use of coathangers and backalley abortions, make abortions legal, since people are going to have them anyway. You're catching on, now. Begin murdering those who cannot resist! So far, we have murdered 50 million helpless humans in the womb since 1973.

We were murdering newborns in the 1970s. Unwanted newborns are kept sedated and starve to death [See Paul Ramsey, Ethics at the Edges of Life: Medical and Legal Intersections(New Haven: Yale University Press, 1978), pp. 189-227].

We have been killing our elderly and handicapped for some time. They are being put out of their misery (or is it our misery?) by skillful neglect, withholding fluids or by administering prescription drug overdose.

Then, we will be ready for the next giant step: turning on another class of people. Using the techniques of Paul Joseph Goebbels, who wrote Nazi propaganda for Das Reich, a popular German newspaper, the public can be slowly indoctrinated into a favorable PC position for murdering a whole new class of people! Hmmm, how about Christians? No, not yet.

Isn't this wonderful? We're making crime legal! Get your resumes ready, dear Mafiosi—you're going to have to look for another job!

And, Oh! Another item that should have been included earlier: the moral basis of civil and criminal law must be removed before any of this can happen. The highest court in the land would have to remove the Ten Commandments and the Bible from school, so there would be no moral standards left for the next generation. Then, the government schools would indoctrinate students with a new radical social agenda instead of teaching students basic skills and instilling character!

The scriptures must no longer be accepted in a court of law, as this would discourage current PC fads, and hinder the evolution of Homo Sapiens. It would certainly interfere with many lifestyles and personal conveniences.

NOTE: A bonus for the liberal politicians—Making crime legal would also reduce the crime rate to 0 percent! Then, we could save money by doing away with all law enforcement!

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