JRCM :: Oxymorons

Oxymorons

Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr

***OXYMORON?
I knew an oxymoron once:
He was as strong as an ox--and just as smart.
***HELP STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
***CIVIL WAR
(Thanks to BC)
***POOR OLD LAWYERS
(I feel sorry for them).
***ACCURATE NEWSREPORTING
***WHITEHOUSE POLICY
***POLITICAL ETHICS
***DEMOCRATIC REFORM
***EDUCATIONAL VALUES
***UNISEX
***PUBLIC SCHOOL
***ATHEIST
***SKILLED GRADUATE
***SMART CROOK
***CLEAN SOAP [OPERA]
***FLYPAPER WILLIE
(Teflon Willie)
***MULE MILK

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From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM.