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| Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr |
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THE COACH The star football player was flunking math and was about to be dropped from the team. The coach was interceding: "Look, we need Sam for the team. Give him one more chance, OK?" The math teacher replied, "Ok, Ok! Johnnie, answer this one question right, and you'll pass math. What is 5 times 5?" "25," replied Johnnie. "Come on, Give him just one more chance!" begged the coach. YOU'LL GET A BANG OUT OF THIS Someone had been fishing with dynamite and the local game warden had an out-of-town game warden come in for a sting operation. The undercover game warden looked around and finally arranged a fishing trip with the suspect. Sure enough, when they had gone several miles the suspect pulled out a stick of dynamite lit it, and threw it into the water. The undercover officer said, "Don't you know that is illegal?" The fisherman calmly lit another stick and handed it to the officer, saying, "Are you going to just sit there and talk or are you going to fish?" NOTICE This place requires no physcial fitness program. Everybody gets enough exercise Jumping to conclusions, Flying off the handle, Running down the boss, Stabbing friends in the back, Dodging responsibility, and Pushing their luck! <><From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM. |