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Written by Dr. John E. Russell Sr   
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Oswald."
"Oswald who?"
"Oswald my gum."
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ella."
"Ella who?"
"Ella Vator,
Don't that lift you?"
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Red."
"Red who?"
"Red Pepper,
Don't that burn you up?"
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Emerson."
"Emerson who?"
"Emersome stupid jokes
in this book."
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Thunder."
"Thunder who?"
"Thunder the bed."
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"What was that noise?"
"Marmalade."
"Marmalade?"
"Marmalade too close to the edge
of the bed,
and fell off!"
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Adolf."
"Adolf who?"
"Adolf ball hit me in d' mouf
and dat why I talk like dis.
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"Tarzan."
"Tarzan who?"
"Tarzan stripes forever."
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Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
"ABCs"
"ABC's who?"
"Abby seized me."
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From my ebook, They All Laughed At Me When I Said That I Was Going to Write A Joke Book. Download this book free at http://BusterSoft.com/JRCM.

© John E. Russell 1993-2004