MISNOMERS
Money paid for a violation.
(Should be called an AWFUL.)
To die by electric shock.
(Should be called ELECTRO-UGLY.)
Enough income to almost make it.
(Should be called BROKE INCOME.)
Something destructive like a hurricane.
(Should be called an ACT OF THE DEVIL).
Strength to resist temptation
(Should be called WON'T POWER).
Lady's hairdo.
(Should be called A TEMPORARY).
1
TIME MAGAZINE
(Should be called TIME GAGAZINE).
2
NEWSWEEK
(Should be called NEWSWEAK)
3
US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT
(Should be called US SNOOZE AND SQUIRREL REPORT)
4
THE KANSAS CITY STAR
(Should be called THE RADICAL LEFT PRESS)
(Should be called the
EASTERN EDITION OF THE DAILY WORKER)
(Pardon my cynicism.
I caught it from the media).
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