RIDDLES
WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITEAND RED ALL OVER?
1
Newspaper
2
Embarassed Zebra
3
Mixed Communist Couple
***
WHAT IS
A ZEBRA?
1
A striped mule.
2
Like an A Bra
only much larger.
***
WHAT IS
A ZOOKIE?
1
A zonked Cookie.
2
A key to the zoo.
***
PATCH IT UP
PATCH IT AROUND
Still it has a hole
in the middle.
Guess this riddle
and you're fit
as a fiddle.
(A chimney).
***
WHAT HAS
SIX WHEELS AND FLIES?
1
A big airplane.
2
A garbage truck.
3
Grandma on rollerblades
pushing a walker
***
IF A HEN AND A HALF
lays an egg and a half
in a day and a half
how long will it take
a bullfrog
to kick the warts off
a dill pickle?
***
WHAT IS A BOOBY BUG?
(A little bug
that hides in flowers
and when a bee comes along
it yells, "Boo, Bee!")
***
WHAT IS
YELLOW
WEIGHS 500 POUNDS
AND SINGS?
1
An overweight
draft-dodging
stool pigeon.
2
A 500 pound
canary.
***
WHAT IS STUPID
AND READS THIS DRIVEL?
1
The reader.
2
The writer.
***
WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU CROSS
A LIBERAL
WITH A GORILLA?
1
Nothing.
A gorilla
won't marry
a liberal.
2
A retarded gorilla.
***
HOW DO YOU KEEP A FISH
FROM SMELLING?
(Hold his nose).
***
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BULL
FROM CHARGING?
(Take away his VISA).
What seven letters
of the alphabet
did the farmer say
when he looked
into his wallet?
(O I C U R M T)
***
WOT HAPPENED?
What happens
once in a minute,
twice in a moment,
and never in a
thousand years?
(The letter "M")
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